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by Monty
04 Jan 2016, 11:29
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: New Years
Replies: 22
Views: 772

Re: New Years

No but the litre of Vodka on Christmas Eve probably didn't help. I found food in the fridge ready for Christmas dinner I don't remember cooking!
by Monty
04 Jan 2016, 09:52
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: New Years
Replies: 22
Views: 772

Re: New Years

Happy New Year everyone. Glad that's over to be honest, sick house again for Christmas in the Monty household, that's 8 years on the trot. Still going on now, Sarah was up most of the night last night with a barfing 3 year old.

On the bright side, at least I've lost weight
by Monty
22 Dec 2015, 19:27
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Winter Driving
Replies: 20
Views: 723

Re: Winter Driving

Blade wrote:Monty's All Terrain School Bus Beast 8)
Could have been worse

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by Monty
22 Dec 2015, 19:15
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Winter Driving
Replies: 20
Views: 723

Re: Winter Driving

I've got one of these and just go where I want regardless of the season or tyre compound.

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by Monty
22 Dec 2015, 19:08
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Ghosts
Replies: 31
Views: 2326

Re: Ghosts

That's true dude, I'm atheist but realise if you shut down every christian charity, organisation or group in the UK overnight the country would stop. They do a lot of good, more than most people give them credit, as do most religions. (apart from the Catholics, they can suck my .......). I'm just no...
by Monty
22 Dec 2015, 17:26
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you eating ??
Replies: 7242
Views: 1184517

Re: What are you eating ??

Chuffing Gluten eating B@stards!
by Monty
22 Dec 2015, 13:46
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: SPOILERS: Star Wars- Force Awakens
Replies: 13
Views: 487

Re: SPOILERS: Star Wars- Force Awakens

I've just ordered it pre-release on iTunes. Cracking film really enjoyed it and will try and go and see it again over Christmas.
by Monty
21 Dec 2015, 14:21
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Record weather
Replies: 16
Views: 412

Re: Record weather

You told me you normally just rolled her flour and aimed for the damp bit
by Monty
18 Dec 2015, 19:11
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: STAR WARS TRAILER
Replies: 86
Views: 3326

Re: STAR WARS TRAILER

Reviews looking good from both Star Wars fans and non fans, so fairly certain we can expect not to be disappointed. Can't chuffing wait!
by Monty
18 Dec 2015, 10:59
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: 2016 biking plans
Replies: 37
Views: 1960

Re: 2016 biking plans

Yep, getting one and then riding it (party)
by Monty
18 Dec 2015, 10:57
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: STAR WARS TRAILER
Replies: 86
Views: 3326

Re: STAR WARS TRAILER

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by Monty
17 Dec 2015, 10:25
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Spudda - Happy Birthday
Replies: 11
Views: 249

Re: Spudda - Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Spud Dude!
by Monty
15 Dec 2015, 21:18
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Tax is now optional..if you are wealthy enough.
Replies: 12
Views: 382

Re: Tax is now optional..if you are wealthy enough.

......... and in other news Starbucks actually paid some tax today! First time in 15 years!
by Monty
15 Dec 2015, 21:13
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you eating ??
Replies: 7242
Views: 1184517

Re: What are you eating ??

mmmm guten! Feckers, seriously I'd give my left testicle for some wheat based produce right now! I had chick pea flour banana pancakes for breakfast and it's just not cutting it!
by Monty
15 Dec 2015, 21:09
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Blood Bikes
Replies: 53
Views: 2607

Re: Blood Bikes

Doffing my hat in your general direction Ro, well done you. This is something I've been talking about doing for the last ten years and will do when my youngest go to school. Maximum respect xxx
by Monty
15 Dec 2015, 20:59
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Cav's ZX6R Review
Replies: 45
Views: 4879

Re: Cav's ZX6R Review

That's not good... Pembrey's where my mate crashed on a Gixxer thou. He's recovered pretty well now though. Was a nasty crash entering turn 1 and someone cut across his line This is what p1sses me off with trackdays. There is no need for it and it causes people all kind of physical and financial pa...
by Monty
15 Dec 2015, 18:28
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: First Time Buyer
Replies: 17
Views: 683

Re: First Time Buyer

All I remember with my first flat, I was skint as hell, took in lodgers to help with cost, but a few years on the bones of my arse got me on the ladder. Then a new landlord (it was leasehold) took over and screwed all the flats and the shops below.... I tried to give the keys back to the mortgage c...
by Monty
14 Dec 2015, 22:41
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: First Time Buyer
Replies: 17
Views: 683

Re: First Time Buyer

We do need more houses and we have thousands of acres of brown field sites in towns and cities all aver the UK. It just comes down to money, I work with house builders, developers, LAs, HAs and 90% of our profit comes from London and the South East of England simply because that's where the profit i...
by Monty
14 Dec 2015, 22:33
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What you watching?
Replies: 10404
Views: 2033266

Re: What you watching?

Feck me D, "by halves" appears to be not a phrase you're adapting to. Hoping it's just a scare and you've just got the house move and baby to look forward to.
by Monty
14 Dec 2015, 22:28
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18658
Views: 2866029

Re: What are you doing today ??

It is true my insurance went up after being punted off filtering in London by a lorry, no claims made on either side. It was before that precedent for filtering was set so I didn't claim thinking it would going go 50/50.