... to me and said why is your bike on facebook (do not post anything on FB bike related due to having 2 bikes nicked in a row) and I thought it was getting a service not a valet...I have burst out laughing she has seen what I have but clearly doesn't take any notice of it because mine is blue not ...

kiwikrasher wrote: I'm looking forward to my girl getting her first boyfriend, poor barstard won't know what's hit him! She's going to be a handful.

Must resist!

... to me and said why is your bike on facebook (do not post anything on FB bike related due to having 2 bikes nicked in a row) and I thought it was getting a service not a valet...I have burst out laughing she has seen what I have but clearly doesn't take any notice of it because mine is blue not ...

Monty wrote:HAHA 20 years for me! Unless you count the wife. Does the wife count?

Well I don't because she never did it!

But good work if you're still getting them from yours! Kids don't seem to mind??

Monty wrote:Too soon?

There is always one

I wouldn't be brave enough to say that and I'm in a different hemisphere!

I'm looking forward to my girl getting her first boyfriend, poor barstard won't know what's hit him! She's going to be a handful.

... both of them driving and using a mobile,what a crash that would make with some bloke with his todger out Could have been worse, he could have been getting a blowjob and she bit it clean off in a crash.... What's more she'd probably have choked on it as well.... Ok, I'll give you that the wanking ...

Perkles wrote:So both of them driving and using a mobile,what a crash that would make with some bloke with his todger out

Could have been worse, he could have been getting a blowjob and she bit it clean off in a crash.... What's more she'd probably have choked on it as well....

Getting cold and bored in Nottingham for a few days, home tomorrow night. I hate Prem inns too.

... to me and said why is your bike on facebook (do not post anything on FB bike related due to having 2 bikes nicked in a row) and I thought it was getting a service not a valet...I have burst out laughing she has seen what I have but clearly doesn't take any notice of it because mine is blue not ...

The A12, more to the point getting on it from the M25.....I swear it's the same crap every time what the hell is wrong with people. Oh and the M11 what bloody motorway has 2 lanes ffs! :) I so don't miss that, makes me feel angry just ...

The A12, more to the point getting on it from the M25.....I swear it's the same crap every time what the hell is wrong with people. Oh and the M11 what bloody motorway has 2 lanes ffs!

dogbot wrote:........As long as they get what they deserve, I will be, yeah.

Ummmmm, actually my point was that those were (possible factors) that could have enabled them to avoid "getting what they deserve"
Anyway, unlikely we'd ever know if that were the caseanyway IMHO.

... else. In fact, I'm probably a bit nicer but only because if I make a crude joke or remark you can't see if I'm joking online. I don't like people getting the wrong end of the stick, which can happen often with my sense of humour combined with the written word.

MM struggled at the start of last season and started getting reckless. "Win it or Bin it" is not the way to ride when you're supposed to be at the top of your game.

A sort on twitter, who Kwacky thinks I should pursue, but in the interests of not getting my fragile ego bruised when she rebuffs my advances, I ain't going to.

Glad to see Marquez is getting quicker.. I want this lad to be upsetting the field again next year by winning back to back again.

He definitely needs to sort his head out though because he's not the same rider he was in the first 2 years !!

Monty wrote:She does seem to like getting her buns out

Not the biggest in the bakery though are they?

She does seem to like getting her buns out

... anyone yet? :D Nah, I'm sticking at it. I've got some promising leads. It's just the overall experience is depressing. People get upset about getting turned down and it's horrible, other people act entitled and it's horrible. Life would be easier if I really was just a **** and didn't remotely ...

... ride. I was on it for about 15 minutes before the midwife came back and disconnected me! Jesus! That's a good effort!! After our second, as I was getting ready to leave, I knew it was my last chance so while the missus went for a leak I got a couple of minutes worth and floated down to the car ...