Err.....aren't those 'ladies' a little big??
They kinda break one of my #1 dating rules, which is to never date someone who is larger than yourself.
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- 07 Oct 2014, 22:45
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Sooooooo??
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3913
- 07 Oct 2014, 14:29
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Sooooooo??
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3913
Re: Sooooooo??
She does!! Her family is apparently some rich troupe from Mexico....I can't say anything more...she wants to buy my house or sommit.
Oh...and I get another kid..LOL!!
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Oh...and I get another kid..LOL!!
For more episodes of Eastenders, call Darren on 714-721 1663.
- 07 Oct 2014, 14:01
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Sooooooo??
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3913
Re: Sooooooo??
Damn right....always, always live life to it's max....unless someone wants to tell me otherwise??Rossgo wrote:Your going through a divorce and want to get engaged...crazy in my opinion!!
- 07 Oct 2014, 13:25
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18670
- Views: 2947403
Re: What are you doing today ??
Sounds like a fascinating man......RIP to your friend.
- 07 Oct 2014, 09:31
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Sooooooo??
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3913
Re: Sooooooo??
Errrr..................
- 07 Oct 2014, 02:16
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Mobile phones at work.
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1398
Re: Mobile phones at work.
Different fields I guess.....I'm absolutely expected to have a phone on me at all times.
I suppose the kicker is that I very rarely use a cellphone...I'll go for days without using it.
And while we're on...this I-phone 5 thing is a POS....I don't like it.
I suppose the kicker is that I very rarely use a cellphone...I'll go for days without using it.
And while we're on...this I-phone 5 thing is a POS....I don't like it.
- 06 Oct 2014, 20:32
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: This war on ISIS
- Replies: 4
- Views: 476
Re: This war on ISIS
I'm with BM....Turkey has had a blind-side towards the Kurds for a long time...they're not going to see this issue in a straightforward way...they're incapable of it. As to 'ISIS'....I give them two years max...maybe three at a stretch....I'd really get into it, but I'd end up being very offensive, ...
- 06 Oct 2014, 16:21
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Sooooooo??
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3913
Re: Sooooooo??
Hey, you know what mate....I never expected this, nor was I even remotely looking for it. Sure, I've dated some great-looking girls this year....but honestly, WTF do I have in common with a 23-29 year-old??....not very much...I may still look like a kid (OK, a 35 year-old kid)....but I have stepsons...
- 06 Oct 2014, 14:32
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Sooooooo??
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3913
Re: Sooooooo??
My Spanish is improving.
I understand it reasonably well, and it's not unknown for me to read a Spanish-language newspaper....but my pronunciation is dreadful...I can't roll my 'r's to save my life.
- 06 Oct 2014, 14:23
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18670
- Views: 2947403
Re: What are you doing today ??
Can't beat a good strong cup of coffee, problem is I can't drink it at the strength I like after 2pm or I don't sleep at 11pm. Strange how it stays in my system for that long. Been doing errands today, oil for the car, new mirror for mums car, cashing the little fellas money box change in at the ba...
- 06 Oct 2014, 13:24
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Mr Postman
- Replies: 5328
- Views: 1106151
Re: Mr Postman
Like that helmet Bratty.
I won't be getting nowt but bills, but I'll be sending out a care-package to some UK troops today....sommit I do once in a while, and sommit I'd encourage everyone else to do......just simple stuff - crisps, candy bars, cookies, t-shirts, etc.....just fill up a shoe-box.
I won't be getting nowt but bills, but I'll be sending out a care-package to some UK troops today....sommit I do once in a while, and sommit I'd encourage everyone else to do......just simple stuff - crisps, candy bars, cookies, t-shirts, etc.....just fill up a shoe-box.
- 06 Oct 2014, 13:16
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Sooooooo??
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3913
Sooooooo??
When do you know to pop the question??
- 06 Oct 2014, 13:11
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18670
- Views: 2947403
Re: What are you doing today ??
Mmmm.....coffee sounds good! I don't think I've had a cup this year.....I drink something called 'Gatorade'....you'll see everyone drinking it at the NFL games. Anyway....I've got people coming over to photograph the house today...I'm doing a short sale on it, which basically means I'll be able to k...
- 06 Oct 2014, 12:16
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you eating ??
- Replies: 7254
- Views: 1222036
Re: What are you eating ??
Pre-workout bowl of porridge. If I call it "pre-work out rather than fat bastard fancied a snack after work" I won't feel so guilty. You know something....I've never had a bowl of porridge....same with a PB&J. Actually, thinking about it, there's tons of stuff I've never tried....neve...
- 06 Oct 2014, 12:06
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Andrea de Cesaris - RIP
- Replies: 2
- Views: 291
Re: Andrea de Cesaris - RIP
Sad....that name goes back a bit....that's back when I actually watched F1....I don't really bother these days.
- 05 Oct 2014, 18:19
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18670
- Views: 2947403
Re: What are you doing today ??
Indeed....I'm very fortunate...me Dad never made that much as a copper, even as a Super...but me Mam was literally a financial genius...she'd turn ten quid into forty thousand, I kid you not....I mentioned the other day that I'd given Domnic the Valmoto, and my Dad was like "Oh, let me give you...
- 05 Oct 2014, 17:41
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18670
- Views: 2947403
Re: What are you doing today ??
Err....going to look at a bike....a 675. The deal is great, and I don't actually have to pay for it....don't ask how that works...
- 05 Oct 2014, 17:12
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Joke of the day
- Replies: 1815
- Views: 853742
Re: Joke of the day
My girl asked..."Baby, does my arse look fat in this??"
Me...."Yes, but to be fair, it's a really small bathroom...."
Me...."Yes, but to be fair, it's a really small bathroom...."
- 05 Oct 2014, 17:09
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Joke of the day
- Replies: 1815
- Views: 853742
Re: Joke of the day
I just got off the train from San Francisco and the porter came running up...."Sir! Can I carry your baggage??"
Me- "No, let the f*cking bitch walk!!"
Me- "No, let the f*cking bitch walk!!"
- 05 Oct 2014, 17:05
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Joke of the day
- Replies: 1815
- Views: 853742
Re: Joke of the day
I got stopped by the cops the other night....the officer said "Hold it right there!...Where were you between 5 & 6??"
Me..."Kindergarten??"
Me..."Kindergarten??"