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by Monty
19 May 2016, 22:28
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: St Marks at Cadwell
Replies: 36
Views: 1356

Re: What are you doing today ??

Serious Dude, you make the Kiwi look good!

Hope you're ok though?
by Monty
19 May 2016, 22:23
Forum: Events
Topic: Oulton Park 2016
Replies: 59
Views: 10779

Re: Oulton Park 2016

To quote Mr T "Only a fool breaks the 3 lap rule. Take it from me sucker!"
by Monty
19 May 2016, 13:30
Forum: Pit Monkeys
Topic: Suggestions? Help?
Replies: 51
Views: 12731

Re: Suggestions? Help?

Have you tried changing the rest of the bike?
by Monty
18 May 2016, 17:42
Forum: Photos and Videos
Topic: Honda RC213V-S uncrating
Replies: 21
Views: 1508

Re: Honda RC213V-S uncrating

I'd have one as a track bike if I had more money than sense. I don't particularly like the look of it, but I don't really like the look of many MotoGP bikes.
by Monty
18 May 2016, 13:53
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: It's time for a bike change - Cornish is on the hunt again..
Replies: 328
Views: 19148

Re: It's time for a bike change - Cornish is on the hunt aga

No, I said if the bushes are bu66ered it's likely that the seals would leak to.

This is a crosser but the principals are the same.

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by Monty
18 May 2016, 13:30
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Mr Postman
Replies: 5327
Views: 1087585

Re: Mr Postman

Think it must be Christmas! Inflatable 6 man tent, foot pump, camping table, 6 camping chairs, 3 airbeds, jerrican, 2 lanterns, adventure roof rack and rear door ladder for the Disco. Just need a trailer for the bike and this summer is sorted Good work! I've just bought a 4x4 camper trailer tonight...
by Monty
18 May 2016, 11:55
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Kawasaki and lubrication, or lack of it!
Replies: 7
Views: 349

Re: Kawasaki and lubrication, or lack of it!

Anyway wheels, tyres and angle valves are at the tyre shop now so bring on Happy New Tyres Day!

Can't say how happy I will be to get rid of those Bridgestone's. Horrible horrible profile!
by Monty
18 May 2016, 11:50
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Kawasaki and lubrication, or lack of it!
Replies: 7
Views: 349

Re: Kawasaki and lubrication, or lack of it!

Oh this was you that posted on Facebook?! Did you follow my advice? I used to complete inspection of 'faulty' returned customer items so frequently saw rounded bolts, drilling the cap off and using maul grip to pull the thread out worked every time No, I got a man in! (lol) I tried two types of ext...
by Monty
18 May 2016, 11:02
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Mr Postman
Replies: 5327
Views: 1087585

Re: Mr Postman

Dude I'd love one of those, but bloody expensive over here. Always fancied one of those South African Bushman's trailers to, but we don't get enough good weather over here to use it much. Plus we don't have any Bush!
by Monty
18 May 2016, 10:31
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Mr Postman
Replies: 5327
Views: 1087585

Re: Mr Postman

He's planning on some fun times. 6 man tent 6 chairs 3 beds Something about back doors Brokeback Monty! Not quite but you may just have given me an idea. Plan is to spend every weekend the weather is OK and I'm not out on my bike, in the Peaks eating BBQ and drinking wine. Kids have got to that age...
by Monty
18 May 2016, 10:25
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Mr Postman
Replies: 5327
Views: 1087585

Re: Mr Postman

Kwacky wrote:You planning on leaving home?
Yep
by Monty
18 May 2016, 09:35
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 1815
Views: 837405

Re: Joke of the day

D41 wrote:LOL!!!

Seriously....the prickish dude was like "Grandpa, how many times have I told you it's time to quit driving?"...The guy didn't even blink... "I just did". I cadged a ciggy off the lass on the right.

What a small world it is.
Freaky!
by Monty
18 May 2016, 09:32
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Mr Postman
Replies: 5327
Views: 1087585

Re: Mr Postman

Think it must be Christmas!

Inflatable 6 man tent, foot pump, camping table, 6 camping chairs, 3 airbeds, jerrican, 2 lanterns, adventure roof rack and rear door ladder for the Disco.

Just need a trailer for the bike and this summer is sorted
by Monty
17 May 2016, 17:36
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Kawasaki and lubrication, or lack of it!
Replies: 7
Views: 349

Kawasaki and lubrication, or lack of it!

Finally got the the calliper bolts off, well the local garage did after several failed attempts and hours of swearing. Fairly sure this front tyre and the brake pads are the originals from 6 years ago, so probably the first time they've been taken off and the treads were bone dry. As was the front w...
by Monty
17 May 2016, 17:13
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Two wheels good....
Replies: 32
Views: 2621

Re: Two wheels good....

Kwacky wrote:
Monty wrote: 90 if it's a woman in that cheap lycra that goes see-through when they peddle!
Or 3 to 5 years if you knock her off the bike so you can sniff the saddle.
I'd still only need about 90 seconds
by Monty
17 May 2016, 15:52
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Two wheels good....
Replies: 32
Views: 2621

Re: Two wheels good....

What p!sses me of the most is riders or drivers that don't slow down to the bike's (or horse's) speed and then either pull out into oncoming traffic or cut them up Doesn't take much effort to sit behind a bike for 30 seconds, 90 if it's a woman in that cheap lycra that goes see-through when they ped...
by Monty
17 May 2016, 15:44
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 1815
Views: 837405

Re: Joke of the day

Facebook (rolf)
by Monty
17 May 2016, 15:43
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Facebook
Replies: 24
Views: 1067

Re: Facebook

It's just for nosey people that don't have a life or get out much. I use it all the time!
by Monty
17 May 2016, 14:07
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Two wheels good....
Replies: 32
Views: 2621

Re: Two wheels good....

Cyclists, Bikers and Quarry Lorry Drivers, are a recipe for disaster in the Peaks. All at fault for different reasons, and the reason I try and stay off the main drag.
by Monty
17 May 2016, 13:09
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 1815
Views: 837405

Re: Joke of the day

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