I got stopped by the cops the other night....the officer said "Hold it right there!...Where were you between 5 & 6??"
Me..."Kindergarten??"
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- 05 Oct 2014, 17:05
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Joke of the day
- Replies: 1816
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- 05 Oct 2014, 16:31
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Bendy phones
- Replies: 21
- Views: 3044
Re: Bendy phones
This stuff p*sses me off....I swear, I have an HTC First that I had for months and it was pristine....why?....because I take care of stuff.....lend it to some chick overnight and it comes back all smashed up....frickin' ridiculous!! Have an "I-Phone 5S" right now, whatever that is....I don...
- 05 Oct 2014, 16:16
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: F1 crash
- Replies: 6
- Views: 600
Re: F1 crash
Interesting comments from Lauda, who has almost been fanatical in regards to driver safety.
- 04 Oct 2014, 14:41
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: School over reacting
- Replies: 27
- Views: 2152
Re: School over reacting
Hmmm....similar state with schools here....all too often it's the result of a language barrier, or at the very least the perception of one. End of the day the school trades down to the lowest common denominator....and that's OK too, except my kid did not just spring over the Mexican border from El S...
- 03 Oct 2014, 16:57
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Weekend Plans
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1056
Re: Weekend Plans
Feck....you don't want to know our weather.....it's been nearly 100f, - in October!! We live at night, and just sleep during the day.....can't do anything when it's like this. It's miserable.
- 03 Oct 2014, 12:59
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Weekend Plans
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1056
Re: Weekend Plans
Going out with me lass for Mexican food...which will be a machaca, because it's all I ever get.
- 03 Oct 2014, 01:41
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you eating ??
- Replies: 7267
- Views: 1299615
Re: What are you eating ??
Curry and a different pilau rice recipe. Very nice. :) We ran out of poppadoms tonight, so I tried an old DIY one from 2009, I know what they mean by "best before" now, lets just say I've had better. (giggle) 2009?? Holy crap!! I'm bad at throwing stuff out, but you're in a different leag...
- 03 Oct 2014, 01:33
- Forum: Marketplace
- Topic: GPR Steering Damper.
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2039
GPR Steering Damper.
This thing is bad-ass....it'll fit a Daytona 600/650, a Speed-Four, or if you're really desperate, a TT600. With this sucker on your bike, before you know it you'll be doing somersaults down the M6 at 210mph....chicks will think you're cool (finally!), and your mom will stop bugging you about findin...
- 02 Oct 2014, 00:21
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18701
- Views: 3073473
Re: What are you doing today ??
:^ Not far to move, when your home gets repossessed. Fwiw a mutual friend of ours described me as .. extremely respectful... after our time together. Been kicking myself ever since. (headbang) Keeping the house.....have worked something out that will cover me, at least for a while.,,,,,pretty relie...
- 01 Oct 2014, 20:50
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18701
- Views: 3073473
Re: What are you doing today ??
She's a babe, dude....a dancer - and I mean a real dancer, not a stripper...does Latino stuff....there's some baggage who is about 9, but I'm not worried about that. Been dating a few lasses who were 20+ years younger than me...hell, one was only 23....it's fun, but it's never going to go anywhere, ...
- 01 Oct 2014, 20:30
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here
- Replies: 511
- Views: 250877
Re: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here
It's like it just 'gives out' without warning....ended up flat on my face the other night.
Overall I'm happy with it though...it moves around a bit, but to be fair I did an awful amount of damage down there, they did a good job of fixing me up.
Overall I'm happy with it though...it moves around a bit, but to be fair I did an awful amount of damage down there, they did a good job of fixing me up.
- 01 Oct 2014, 16:21
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here
- Replies: 511
- Views: 250877
- 01 Oct 2014, 16:03
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you eating ??
- Replies: 7267
- Views: 1299615
Re: What are you eating ??
Last night's gyro....
- 01 Oct 2014, 15:10
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here
- Replies: 511
- Views: 250877
Re: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here
Well, the metal & plastic hip sets off metal detectors, which is kinda fun.
- 01 Oct 2014, 14:52
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18701
- Views: 3073473
Re: What are you doing today ??
Prolly the better option.
- 01 Oct 2014, 14:47
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18701
- Views: 3073473
Re: What are you doing today ??
I don't get it??
- 01 Oct 2014, 14:38
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18701
- Views: 3073473
Re: What are you doing today ??
Seriously....her English is crap, so is my Spanish...we just blabber at each other.....it's pretty much a perfect situation!!
Half the time we have an interpreter (my room-mate), which can be weird.....
She says I'm extremely respectful, so you know she has no fricking idea what she's on about...
Half the time we have an interpreter (my room-mate), which can be weird.....
She says I'm extremely respectful, so you know she has no fricking idea what she's on about...
- 01 Oct 2014, 14:06
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: What are you doing today ??
- Replies: 18701
- Views: 3073473
Re: What are you doing today ??
I have a date!!
Nervous as hell....this lass is not from a bar or strip club or nowt....she's literally the girl next door...we've been seeing each other a bit these last few weeks.
I might want to brush up on my Spanish though.
Nervous as hell....this lass is not from a bar or strip club or nowt....she's literally the girl next door...we've been seeing each other a bit these last few weeks.
I might want to brush up on my Spanish though.
- 01 Oct 2014, 13:55
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here
- Replies: 511
- Views: 250877
Re: Introductions - Say "Hello" Here
Hi, I'm Darren. I'm a 47 year-old carpet installer from Orange, California. Started riding in '05.....in January I came off doing triple digits....I now have a new aftermarket hip and a ceramic femur balljoint for my trouble...had to learn to walk again and all kinds of fun stuff like that....haven'...
- 01 Oct 2014, 00:48
- Forum: Slapper Chat
- Topic: Whiplash Claims
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1194
Re: Whiplash Claims
All too easy to fake these whiplash claims by unscrupulous claimants....the flip side is that in many instances these sorts of injuries don't manifest themselves until several days after the incident.