rocket wrote:Ill bring the rohypnol

What the chuff do you think I've put in the beer?

I was supposed to be going to the gym, all kitted up and ready to go, but my wife handed the keys over to her parents place today, so it's cuddle and comforting duties this evening.

Good luck with the application.

Looks like you need to learn how to look after them .....

I'll bring the beers.

And a bike. You'll look like a prat turning up a track day if there's nothing on the trailer.

It has to be an overnight before and after for me as well. 3.5 hours isn't something you want to do before or after a track day

Angelsey is on the to do list

Nope. I was trying to find a nice way of saying you look like you're carrying some spare chromosomes

You look very

erm

"happy"

on that Harley

I've had all of those apart from barramundi.

That's horrible.

From my patchy memory, when you're in you're early teens you're keen to be seen to be more adult than you were. There's also the hormones kicking off and your interest in sex. Finding out about life comes from a variety of sources. Having to rely on your mum's collection of clothing catalogues or kn...

Traffic jams for no reason.

Several times on the M6 today the traffic came to a standstill and there was no obvious cause. I suspect it's domino effect braking.

Maybe you can pull her extensions instead?

No, I'm not defending either type. We all have impulses and urges but you know what's right and what's not. There was a good discussion yesterday on the radio about the distribution of indecent images of minors. Obviously kids have mobile phones and some send photos of themselves to their boyfriend ...

Having sent a CBR600rr down the road on its side after hitting black ice I realised there's little to gain from riding into work on days like today.

Looking good

Mine are at home again. Ice on the roads - I'm not that brave/stupid

My abs are fantastic. But they're a hidden treasure