A Gomez Addams costume, a fake cigar and a 12 pack of fake moustaches.

They arrived just AFTER I found out that no-one is actually doing the planned fancy dress for tomorrow's p***-up.

Oh well, they'll save for Halloween I guess.

... bang out of order, and YOU do not pull this crap with me, this time of the morning. So I pulls up hard jumps out of the car and runs up the steet after him as he gets his skates on and does not stop! Man I was so angry, I really should have counted to 10..... Scared the crap out of the fella in ...

... going to get messy. And I'll still have change from a fiver! Oh I miss those days (happy) I was the Junior Ranks Treasurer for 2 years. Shortly after that they decided it was more cost effective to give the bars to civi contractors as they were making too many loses with service personnel behind ...

D6 wrote:
Bringing Flynn and Katie home from the hospital the day after he was born, I was not really concentrating as was obviously talking to Katie in the back seat with Flynn,

A few days old and talking already?

You may need the services of a Priest

... topic, how long do I have to wait before I know if I will get done by a scamera van? Bringing Flynn and Katie home from the hospital the day after he was born, I was not really concentrating as was obviously talking to Katie in the back seat with Flynn, and on a bypass was doing an indicated ...

... for a turn and went up the grass bank. That said, a 45mph crash into a curb and through a fence hurt the most and I was on crutches for 13 weeks after tearing muscles and ligaments in my knee and calf.

Kwacky wrote:Looks like you just need to learn how to look after them .....

& his bikes too.

Looks like you need to learn how to look after them .....

... I'm not getting a lot of work done this week. I also applied for a new job internally. Would be cool if I get it, although will be a very sought after position. The boss did say he had thought I would be a good choice for it so that may help. But will depend massively on the interview and aptitude ...

Well after a very surprisingly short time in the Visa application office, everything was fine pick the visas up in 10 days then St Petersburg in March

It has to be an overnight before and after for me as well. 3.5 hours isn't something you want to do before or after a track day

... as far as the police but I can imagine how getting put on the offenders list would make you feel. I strongly contemplated suicide on two occasions after this, I genuinely don't know what stopped me the second time - I just kept looking for a reason not to do it and clung on to anything I could.

ive got an old friend that shagged a bird after taking her home from a nightclub ,he took her home in the morning and her dad answered the door.She then cried rape ,it went to court etc he was charged for sex with a minor and put on the sex offenders ...

... do it. For example: A guy I went to Primary school with and knew of him throughout Secondary school was yesterday sentenced to 8 months in jail after knowingly having s£x with a 13 year girl. He was friends with the girls brother and therefore would have known her age. He was a stoner and a ...

Having sent a CBR600rr down the road on its side after hitting black ice I realised there's little to gain from riding into work on days like today.

I watched the Last Witch Hunter, the Vin Diesel... film... the other night. It would have been turned off after about 20 minutes, had not the unspeakably hot Rose Eleanor Arbuthnott-Leslie not appeared to save the day. It was still shit, but I could watch her indefinitely, I ...

Cav wrote:Cheers Perkles - It's something that was mentioned today, they've been wanting to get one for a long time.

What size machines do you do? This is going to be for something about 200x250x380. I'll drop a PM

Let me come in a hear what you are after and I can advise on all aspects of the project

... not just from Johnson's side but also the girl. Saying she expected something to happen should set alarm bells ringing in her own home, even well after the event. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35579014" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

... 4 months to sort, whilst fully paid for bike had to be kept offroad. Example 2: Same mate (!!) bought a brand new Triumph Thruxton. 24 hours after it was brought home, it started to deposit oil all over the drive. Turns out various bits weren't done up properly. Bike clearly not PDId. Took ...

... 4 months to sort, whilst fully paid for bike had to be kept offroad. Example 2: Same mate (!!) bought a brand new Triumph Thruxton. 24 hours after it was brought home, it started to deposit oil all over the drive. Turns out various bits weren't done up properly. Bike clearly not PDId. Took ...