You underestimate me.....I had my trusty bedpan at the ready.

Yep, sorry to read this. I hope you opened up a big can of whoop-ass when they gave you the news.

Whaaaaaat!!?? That's total feckin' bullsh#t.

@ 1 second or so before you hit it. Although to be fair I was sorta expecting "it" to be an animal.

Well it didn't work, 'cos at some point afterwards I went into shat-attack-mode & just about had an aneurysm while I was on the bog.

Kwacky wrote:I'm still waiting to go into my 9am meeting ...

Shoot them an email asking what's the holdup.

Chinese fried rice.
Which, oddly enough you have to boil in order to make it.
And that was half an hour ago & I'm frickin' starvin' again already. F#@¡!

Cav wrote:

Blade wrote:

Kwacky wrote:Yep, just a recurring ear infection.

Good to hear nothing serious and hope it can be sorted out soon

Is that a bad joke?

Nope. It was a good joke by Blade, and a good spot by you.

Watch????

What are the hours??

Youre spot-on about breathing techniques though....it slows things down & "puts you back inside your head".

Frankie wrote:
They are bloody loud, sound s like someone getting murdered for sure..... painful and goes on for ever.....

Yep. Scared the poo-poo out of me the first time I heard it. Unworldly.

What's the difference between a dog and a fox??


About 5 pints, and it's closing time.

Silencer or no silencer, what're you going to do....stay up all night with an air rifle waiting for a fox to maybe show up??
That would get really old, really fast.

I still say go for it, though.

D6Nutz wrote:

That's even bright on my phone!!

That's the spirit.

Pasta & Italian sausage. Cheesecake & whipped cream.
Nap-time.

I give up. Humans have become so selfish. You have kids, do you not? Do you not care about what world they will grow up in. Not in the context that you're talking about. Which doesn't mean that "I don't care," rather than you raise them, prepare them for the world, and then they prepare t...

Yup, and realistically that, or anything close to that, is just not going to happen. Nor is it going to make any real difference to the climate change issue, because for every energy-saving item being plugged-in in the developed world, someone else is plugging in an energy-sapping dinosaur-bulb in N...

In commercial offices, lighting is the least of the their worries when it comes to using electricity.
HVAC systems, computers, printers, copiers, etc., all use a massive amount of electricity compared to what it takes to keep a place lit up.