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by C00kiemonster
31 Jan 2017, 16:19
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
Replies: 4343
Views: 584552

Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Kwacky wrote:But if she didn't have the kind heart which meant she wants to help those in need of care


you would still be single (devil)
:D

Nah - i'd just have a Russian bride :?
by C00kiemonster
31 Jan 2017, 14:10
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
Replies: 4343
Views: 584552

Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Mrs Cookiemonster in her wisdom.. Loads to do today, so when her brother pops round with his poorly 6 year old on his way somewhere she offers to look after him :? even though he doesnt need anyone to look after his child. So - plans out the window and a likelihood of illness from the germ ridden sm...
by C00kiemonster
31 Jan 2017, 14:07
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Mr Postman
Replies: 5329
Views: 1152269

Re: Mr Postman

A new harness for the dog. When he's off the lead he's as good as gold. Stick a lead on him and he might as well be a husky trying to pull a sled. I probably should have made more of an effort when he was younger but we only had to walk for 5 minutes on the lead until we got to a massive open field...
by C00kiemonster
31 Jan 2017, 12:42
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18699
Views: 3052119

Re: What are you doing today ??

Kwacky wrote:You know what these Black Country women are like.

I prodded the bruise on her arm and asked her if it hurt. She threatened to break my other foot.
I'd expect nothing else :D
by C00kiemonster
31 Jan 2017, 12:41
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: I hope this is just a wind up
Replies: 13
Views: 508

Re: I hope this is just a wind up

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PCSO's and Wombles - not enough training or powers. They should all be police IMO.
by C00kiemonster
31 Jan 2017, 10:57
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18699
Views: 3052119

Re: What are you doing today ??

Kwacky wrote:Limping. My foot is killing me.
Your wife is too tough :D
by C00kiemonster
31 Jan 2017, 10:57
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Dr Who
Replies: 5
Views: 236

Re: Dr Who

He's a good actor but wrong for Doctor Who - i didn't watch much of his stint as the doctor.

It was good when they resurrected it, but the last few series have been pretty awful.
by C00kiemonster
30 Jan 2017, 11:49
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What you watching?
Replies: 10428
Views: 2161457

Re: What you watching?

I thought the same, but wondered if a lot of it couldn't be filmed because of the areas they were in? A few were under martial law i'd imagine. He's got balls as some of those areas really are dangerous for westerners i would imagine. I like the fact the programmes show the people he meets are just...
by C00kiemonster
30 Jan 2017, 11:14
Forum: On the Track
Topic: Stoner fastest on day one in Sepang
Replies: 6
Views: 1907

Re: Stoner fastest on day one in Sepang

Lol.

Vinales must be winding Rossi up too - impressive debut.
by C00kiemonster
30 Jan 2017, 11:14
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What you watching?
Replies: 10428
Views: 2161457

Re: What you watching?

There was a great series on Channel 4 about a guy walking mostly Central America (he started off in Mexico). Last night was the final part of his journey, going through some uncharted jungle. At one point they walked a mile in 3 hours. One of the guides had a very lucky escape when a Fer de Lance s...
by C00kiemonster
29 Jan 2017, 17:06
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: That's me blocked then
Replies: 11
Views: 472

Re: That's me blocked then

Horrendous and indiscriminate - i know they are paranoid but come on.....

The likes of Mo Farah can't get into the US to see his family presently - WTF?
by C00kiemonster
28 Jan 2017, 18:36
Forum: Projects
Topic: Why do I let myself in for things
Replies: 22
Views: 17133

Re: Why do I let myself in for things

Thats in good condition.

We've got a 400 Four in the garage in bits presently, which i'll eventually resurrect.
by C00kiemonster
28 Jan 2017, 11:09
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: RIP John Hurt
Replies: 14
Views: 522

Re: RIP John Hurt

i'll never forget him in the chest burster from Alien (devil)

RIP ;(
by C00kiemonster
27 Jan 2017, 16:55
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Sky and Eurosport
Replies: 11
Views: 1046

Re: Sky and Eurosport

BT currently shows Eurosport but not sure if they plan to drop it like Sky :? Its also part of the virgin package , as far as I know its only sky who are possibly going to drop it , I say possibly as I believe that negotiations will be taking place , if they are successful there will be no change ,...
by C00kiemonster
27 Jan 2017, 14:10
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Crash!
Replies: 20
Views: 1280

Re: Crash!

Kwacky wrote:No ABS on the SX.
Good skills then :)
by C00kiemonster
27 Jan 2017, 12:13
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Crash!
Replies: 20
Views: 1280

Re: Crash!

Blimey. Glad you ok.

i guess your abs helped too?

As has been said, people too bothered about what they want and also not concentrating. The roads do show off a countries true nature sadly.
by C00kiemonster
26 Jan 2017, 13:40
Forum: On the Track
Topic: Ducati's black box
Replies: 8
Views: 1017

Re: Ducati's black box

Jack wrote:is it the control system for the "jet exhaust" ?

https://www.bennetts.co.uk/bikesocial/n ... et-exhaust" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Good call i reckon.
by C00kiemonster
26 Jan 2017, 12:08
Forum: On the Track
Topic: Ducati's black box
Replies: 8
Views: 1017

Re: Ducati's black box

His lunch is in there? :D
by C00kiemonster
26 Jan 2017, 12:06
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: That's not a knife
Replies: 15
Views: 626

Re: That's not a knife

Thats ridiculous and out of control - they need a purge on this sort of thing.
by C00kiemonster
25 Jan 2017, 13:29
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18699
Views: 3052119

Re: What are you doing today ??

Kwacky wrote:Got to interview a couple of people in Birmingham this morning then working from home for the rest of the day.
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