A piss soaked rag. It will just fall off

I'm not going to answer that personal question.


I'm just nipping down to the butchers for some liver to put in my jam jar.

I have some tins of spam you can share with me when the worst happens. Of course you will have to understand that I am the new king and you may be required to have sex with me.

Nah it's fun to pick on nutters. Don't worry.

I can't read that thread as I'm not a member. Is it a similar pile of rank dog turd like we all had to endure ?

Watched Trip to Italy with Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan last night. Both can be hard work to listen to at times though Coogan seems to have mellowed a bit in middle age. Worth it just for the scenery and the food they are eating. I so badly want to go and live there one day. http://www.telegraph.co....

You are getting too mad about this. You wanna do what I do. Sit in the middle lane at 65 and just ignore all the angry bastards around you. Ignore them mate, they're just admiring the bling on yer 'Busa (and wondering where the police escort is for something that size!) (rolf) Typical. I wait years...

You are getting too mad about this. You wanna do what I do. Sit in the middle lane at 65 and just ignore all the angry bastards around you.

I may be very deluded , but I'd rather be deluded on my own two feet, as a master of my own destiny.


Why do you hate everything so much ?

( that is not a barbed question, I'm just interested )

Can't be arsed to watch it. Hate them all and all they stand for. Have we really got to a place where we have to choose politicians based on how they come across in a TV debate? You are all being conned. Is that any worse than reading about them in the paper ?? Seeing as they don't often pop in for...

Which politician do you like. ?

I like a lot of what ukip say. Am I a knob too?

Anyone watch it??

I thought it was rather good. Nige smashed it.

Hell that's some swelling !!

I'd have knocked one out and pretended I'd pulled Lisa Riley.

I've been all around the world and seen lots of awesome places. Each one has it's own set of troubles. Oz for instance is just as anti immigration as we are. New Zealand is anti Maori. America is , well , America. Any European country is riddled with corruption and age old troubles. The only Utopian...

Tonight ?

Spudda wrote:I was going to watch it on the ITV rerun but with the social media etc it was going to be hard not to hear the result so I managed to find a live stream.

Only caught the last 8 laps and I'll still watch the ITV anyway

When is the re run??

Bt sport wankers.

They don't take 40% of their earnings, do they? But I get your point. Personally I have no objection to paying tax and wouldn't object to paying more. But these idiots insist on wasting so much of it. I want it going on schools and the NHS and emergency services, not sponsoring US invasions of far ...

Kwacky wrote:I was a roadie for Napalm Death

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Z8ZJVyhp0[/video]

I had a napalm death t shirt once. Wore it once and was in a car crash that day. Never wore it again.





Moonie. Very cool.



I don't have any exiting stories.

Trade it in for a busa before it breaks down

Star Wars people are getting very boring. Don't get me wrong as a kid I knew every word to Star Wars , there is an AtAt still in my dads cellar , but it's time to let go. The 3 new films were beyond w#nk. The new new ones will be too.