... police escort is for something that size!) (rolf) Typical. I wait years for Darren to go insane and f#ck off............ |( You want to read the thread on TDR at the moment........I think its sponsored by Carling lol. Its effing unbelievable lol.

Kwacky wrote:Half a marathon in under 2 mins? Did you use a rocket?

Pick on a bloke who's dehydrated and cramping, why don't you? Been down at hospice tipping over wheelchairs today as well?

Been for a run myself just to clear my head a bit.

Half a marathon in under 2 mins? Did you use a rocket?

Valley of the Lillies Half Marathon today in 1:52:35, which is two minutes slower than last year so I was somewhat disappointed. However, due to a really harsh winter, I did ALL my training indoors on a treadmill, so I was actually just secretly hoping to break the 2 min mark. Anyway, it's over. Tha...

... others have the friction modifiers. Careful taking off the tank when you check the air filter and plugs. Hopefully someone has saved my old D6.org thread with the fuel plug numbers from a Melbourne based medical supplier. The plastic ones snap like twigs but you can get metal replacements that ...

Blade wrote:Great posts Di really enjoying the thread.

Good luck for Donny Nige

Thanks Dude, from us both... hard to know if my ramblings are of interest, but I try to keep it brief but factual.
The headless chicken bit is very real right now though lol

ha ha, this thread made my laugh until my sides hurt.. here is a link, which carries on our theme nicely. http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1269762&mid=0&i=0&nmt=Ladies+at+Aintree&mid=0 ...

I don't remember dropping a bike, except when moving at damaging speeds. Don't get me wrong, I will have done so as I was quite small when I started riding. However fwiw I have been witness to an epic one.: I was in a flash bike showroom, probably about 10 years ago. A couple of lads were looking ro...

Great posts Di really enjoying the thread.

Good luck for Donny Nige

Mine was first ride out on my daytona, me and two mates went to world superbikes at silverstone, I ran at the back as it was my first proper ride on a 'big' bike, two mates pulled into the extremely busy bike park and stopped in a nice neat line, I pulled up next to them, put my right foot out to st...

Just noticed whilst viewing this thread through the Tapatalk app that the image is displayed whether you use the IMG brackets or not.
Must be a Tapatalk thing.

Mine have all been embarrassing but thankfully not in full view of an audience The only one which was seen was the one on my dommy when I rode at full throttle into the garage and hit the dustbin . Next door neighbour had to get the bike off me , worst was he didn't like me or bikes . It was that or...

Christ, I could do one a day of these. (facepalm) I too have done the full panniers, petrol station topple (in front of my mates).... And the low speed tumble coming out of the work car park in front of everyone leaving site for the day.... I think the worst one though was falling off at zero mph on...

I've given up trying to get rid of my love handles. Unless I go an an extreme diet they're not going to go away.

I'm happy with my beach body, if I'm lucky I might get some help from greenpeace getting to the sea :P My ankle seems to be sorting it's self out now, but I've managed to get some good cardio training in on the cross trainer and bikes. I've booked back up with the personal trainer again, going to ge...

Brilliant stories everyone! Keep em coming, the whole point is to show other people it happens to All of us and it may be infuriating at the time but its good to look back and laugh!

Me mate text me to say let's go for a ride. He got to my house and I needed fuel...went to the petrol station filled up paid for it...this is where it went tits up! I felt a bit rushed and was chatting to my mate I parked next to the curb so it made it easier for me to prop up the bike while filling...

I know I shouldn't but those last to were hilarious

Hippy

I did a similar thing a few months ago on a motorway services. Got the panniers on and a heavy rucksack. Tried a high kick to get my leg over and my other leg went from under me. Ended up on my back with my head in one of those miniature privet hedges!