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Re: The next prime minister

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by Monty
Today, 16:40
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: The next prime minister
Replies: 23
Views: 96

Re: The next prime minister

It can only be a Brexitier, another Remainer PM would finish the Tory party off for a generation.
by Monty
Today, 09:10
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: The next prime minister
Replies: 23
Views: 96

Re: Brexit Round 2

I'd be quite happy to not let Bojo the **** clown have a say in it.

When you consider that UKIP has infested the local Tory party, the very people that will get to vote for a new leader you've got to figure it's only going to get worse.
by Monty
Yesterday, 14:58
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Brexit Round 2
Replies: 2112
Views: 100229

Re: Kwacky's ongoing Africa Twin Adventure Sport review

Blade wrote:Only problem with the NC500 is it's located in the wettest country in the world (blush)


And half of the NC500 is located in the wettest half of the wettest country in the world
by Monty
Yesterday, 12:12
 
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: Kwacky's ongoing Africa Twin Adventure Sport review
Replies: 236
Views: 7249

Re: Huawei and Google

Does your mate have any children?
by Monty
21 May 2019, 22:49
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Huawei and Google
Replies: 29
Views: 277

Re: Brexit Round 2

Frankly, I’m impressed you can spell syllables x
by Monty
21 May 2019, 22:41
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Brexit Round 2
Replies: 2112
Views: 100229

Re: Huawei and Google

Blade wrote:
D41 wrote:I'm wondering how old you have to be before a milf becomes just a girlfriend, or whatever??


It's relative. I still want to bang my mates mum and have done for 30 years. Moving goal post (lol)


Dude, that's a GILF!
by Monty
21 May 2019, 21:32
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Huawei and Google
Replies: 29
Views: 277

Re: Brexit Round 2

No you didn't, there's more than three paragraphs
by Monty
21 May 2019, 21:29
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Brexit Round 2
Replies: 2112
Views: 100229

Re: What do you want to vent about today?

My advice having spent the last 9 months looking after someone with a severe mental illness is step back a bit. If he is ill he won't have a clue about why you're pissed at him and all you are doing is winding yourself up. (understandably). Tell him tonight, it's your last day tomorrow and I'd like ...
by Monty
21 May 2019, 21:25
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
Replies: 2763
Views: 157458

Re: Brexit Round 2

D41 wrote:Well that certainly seems like an unbiased evaluation.


10 quid says you didn’t read it x
by Monty
21 May 2019, 20:31
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Brexit Round 2
Replies: 2112
Views: 100229

Re: Brexit Round 2

by Monty
21 May 2019, 16:06
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Brexit Round 2
Replies: 2112
Views: 100229

Re: What do you want to vent about today?

Sounds like he's got severe mental health issues to me.
by Monty
21 May 2019, 16:01
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
Replies: 2763
Views: 157458

Re: World Politics Stuff (not brexit)

Chris Grayling attempted to throw a milkshake at himself today, he missed!
by Monty
21 May 2019, 10:44
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: World Politics Stuff (not brexit)
Replies: 91
Views: 1634

Re: Niki Lauder

Absolute legend and a great loss
by Monty
21 May 2019, 09:00
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Niki Lauder
Replies: 4
Views: 48

Re: Brown soot...

1 to 2 days of dyno runs!
by Monty
17 May 2019, 16:46
 
Forum: Pit Monkeys
Topic: Brown soot...
Replies: 87
Views: 1283

Re: What do you want to vent about today?

It's something I come back to every so often - too many cars and too many shit drivers on the roads. It's almost impossible to take a journey now without it being interrupted by at least one incident. Was watching the local news earlier and there was a major cycling event in Brum at the weekend. Th...
by Monty
13 May 2019, 20:30
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What do you want to vent about today?
Replies: 2763
Views: 157458

Re: The Royal Baby

FFS we have an ageing population and a skills shortage. Either breed or accept immigration, I've done my bit on both counts.
by Monty
11 May 2019, 20:41
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: The Royal Baby
Replies: 43
Views: 430

Re: Jack

Happy Birthday Dude
by Monty
11 May 2019, 10:26
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Jack
Replies: 11
Views: 161

Re: The Royal Baby

They're also registered charities so they don't pay any TAX
by Monty
11 May 2019, 09:28
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: The Royal Baby
Replies: 43
Views: 430

Re: Brexit Round 2

(rolf) (rolf) (rolf) (facepalm)
by Monty
11 May 2019, 09:26
 
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Brexit Round 2
Replies: 2112
Views: 100229
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