Oh heavens no. That thread scares me. There is a thread on a reptile and inverts site that allows posters to get their kit off. It's shocking. One female member can't keep her clothes on. Imagine Worzel Gummidge in the nude. What's worse is that she was giving away some spiders, but it was "col...

Politically offensive cutlery. Fecking marvellous. It'll be a great talking point at dinner parties and informal social occasions.

I've not seen it yet.

zx12r as well. It's big but comfy and great for touring on.

How about a mid morning breakfast at that place you suggested? We can all meet up somewhere easy to find then you can take us off for brekkie. Afterwards we can have a couple of hours out on the bikes, tea and cake then make our way home.

How does that sound?

We've all been told for a very long time how women should look. I find it very sad that people think women going without make up is a big deal.

I do like that sound.

First Dates on C4. Excellent voyeur TV. I'm so glad I'm not single.

Waiting for news about my nan. She's been admitted into hopsital. Her daughters have been asked if the hospital should allow her to pass away if she dies or if they should try and revive her. She was very ill last year but made a good recovery. I think her time has come now though.

Anyway, I left the bike at home today. It's supposed to rain and I can't be bothered to get kitted up when I need to leave work quickly tonight.

It was dark and cold. The stupid thing is I knew roughly where I was and knew the village names, but I had lost my direction so I was riding around unused and unlit country lanes. It's amazing how rural it is just outside of Birmingham.

Noooooo. Don't ruin my lovely new site

and as we post this Si has just posted a naked photo of himself and nominated me to do likewise.

Sorry Si, this body is for a selection few

They don't take 40% of their earnings, do they? But I get your point. Personally I have no objection to paying tax and wouldn't object to paying more. But these idiots insist on wasting so much of it. I want it going on schools and the NHS and emergency services, not sponsoring US invasions of far a...

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W1A. New comedy on BBC2.

Facebook does very well at bringing out the idiot in some people.

Surely money for cancer research would achieve more?

Tried to find a new way home and got lost.

I was a roadie for Napalm Death

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Secret Eaters. This bloke has a massive bowl of Special K with a banana and dates on it. Which you would think was healthy. It would be if he used skimmed milk instead of cream. 2,200 calories to start the day.