I've been told by my doctor not to exercise for two weeks.

Fat and muscle seem to be the ying and yang on my body. One I struggle to gain and seem to lose quickly, the other the opposite.

Having been to the gym just twice in 4 weeks I feel both skinny and flabby. It's horrible.

A bloke on facebook has fallen for the annual April Fool joke about the EU forcing all riders to wear hi-viz.

Even though I've pointed out it's a joke, he's adamant that "this is the sort of shit Europe makes us do"

You know the popular press is herding sheep when you see shit like that.

Managed to get 17.74 litres into the tank this morning. I think that's the most so far. 165 miles since the last fill up. The bike says I'm doing an average of 44.9 mpg, which isn't bad.

So what's everyone up to? Night in tonight. Try and shift this chest infection with a bath and an early night. Wifey is working tomorrow so I'll be entertaining my son inbetween selling the zx6r plastics and doing bits and pieces around the house. Saturday night out on the beer. Sunday nursing a han...

But £10k for a brand new one. Fresh out of the box. Virginal. Unspanked.

There are second hand ones going for more than that.

Trying to find out where one of my experts has disappeared to. The buggers have a habit of getting caught up in something else just when you need them to finish something for you.

It was the stock OEM BT016s on my bike when I lost the front and crashed in spectacular style. Horrible tyres.

Nice idea. It would probably be cheaper.

I wa taking the piss about the german ones. I've seen a few European sellers buy Chinese stock and then sell it on. People obviously think they're getting better European products. I might see if I can find some footpegs for the ones I've got and see if that works. I've nothing to lose. http://www.s...

They were a perfect comedy pairing. The intelligence of them both really shines through in most of their work.

This place is turning into the zx10r owners club :D Perkles and Blade both have one but they have more recent versions (not the 2016 model). Perkles describes his as a 600 on steroids and it's been pretty hard to prise Blade away from his. It appears to be the norm to replace the rear shock as the s...

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One of the blokes going is taking one of those massive touring Ducatis so I'm strapping stuff to that

Not sure yet. Probably my waterproof rucksack and my tank bag. I won't be taking much.

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There's a reason why we pay minium wage

Doctor confirmed my chest infection. Right side is worse. I've been told not to exercise for 2 weeks and been given a course of antibiotics.

That could be a good pairing

That car looks shit IMO

How about something along the lines of urban camouflage?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rearsets-Footpeg-Black-Fit-2009-2010-2011-2012-2013-2014-KAWASAKI-Ninja-ZX-6R-/272189950160?hash=item3f5fc908d0:g:60sAAOxyIv5Tku5d" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; I found some Chinese copies on Ebay. I'm tempted to get those and use the parts I need...