I love you guys.

Cheating the diet with a massive bacon, sausage and egg sarnie. Wholegrain bread, though.

I don't think I have any friends of Dorothy now that the Mrs in Brighton is no more*. They are long standing friends. Hard to believe that's possible with me, I know. Only one of them has a bike. But I do have other friends with Harleys (and two relations, too) if that helps? *well, no more my Mrs, ...

Also gym tonight. Then might pop over to see some mates tonight, but I'm on call, so not sure about that. I have loads of work to do and the overtime is mightily attractive right now... Tomorrow, test riding my new, officially middle-aged bike (that's your cue, Kwacky! :D ). Deciding on custom paint...

The most important thing is that it has a Triumph sticker, obviously.

Really? It looks like a Triple with a Daytona nose grafted on it by an amateur.

Nah, it's just a raisin that misread the "you too could look as sexy as Beyonce" on the side of her sunbed's box.

Sounds to me like he's not really sure what his priorities are any more.

It's clear there isn't enough time in a week for him to work a full time job, ride mountain bikes, race motorbikes AND be a TV personality. Something had to give.

Is he still working as a truck mechanic? Presumably not...

She'd do.

I probably need to get a girlfriend.

Watchmen is very good but it's a one off. I wouldn't include that in a list of comic book characters, especially as they're based on existing characters in the DC/Marvel universe. But they are comic book characters and the writing is, for me, up there at the pinnacle. There's more reality and patho...

Heretic Dogbot's Comic book Hierarchy: Watchmen (DC) Nemesis the Warlock (2000AD) X Men (Marvel) Batman (DC) Judge Dredd (2000AD) Iron Man (Marvel) Green Arrow (DC) Captain America (Marvel) The Flash (DC) Everything Else Marvel Every other comic book ever ... ... ... Superman (DC) Justice League (D...

Kwacky wrote:and it's MCN, who appear to be in bed with Triumph

"Anything built by Triumph, Ducati or BMW is amazing, anything else is meh".

MCN of the last 10 years or so.

The Daily Express of bike journalism.

In which case, I think I've found "who lives in a house like this"...

And it's marginally safer, too.

Until he's on I'm A Celebrity, anyway.

Rumour is it's a re-write.

Perhaps they're making Kylo Ren less of an emo manchild after the gamergate kickback?

"Live" is the key word , I do not watch or record any live broadcasts and therefore do not require a licence . Tbh, I think shown online probably legally counts as "shown live". You're watching it "as live". That's why it mentions recording devices... Don't get me wron...

To be fair, if that crash he had in the Ulster GP didn't make him reassess some of his life, there would be something seriously missing from his brain. Very true. Despite my arsing here, I do actually like Martin. It's difficult not to, isn't it? But these days, he's more of a celeb than a racer. I...

Someone who's going to get busted very shortly.

I was just going to say "Codeine and Marijuana", tbh.