A few months back someone put the first Superman comic ( graded 9/10 I think) on a $1 auction on eBay.

Ended up with the piffling amount or $3.2 MILLION

Dig your comics out Kwacky

A fellow walks into the Govt Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for ...

Going the Post Office AGAIN to see if the feckers have stopped striking, so I can collect a package from DeeGee

Was that the white stuff that had CREAM at the top?? Nomnom

Daytona 675 with Arrow can, no baffles..........the SWEETEST sound on the Planet

And my mates always ask me to lead the pack to hear it!!

Difficult when they ride tweaked CBRs, Busas etc.......but a MASSIVE GRIN FACTOR

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Kevin says: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apart...

An Israeli Sense of Humor at UN set the record straight. A representative from Israel began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' Moses removed his clothes, put th...

A guy pulls up at the stop street. Next to him is a stunning woman.
He grins sheepishly at her, and she smiles back at him.
Dude rolls down his window, and the lass leans over and rolls hers down as well.
Still grinning, he asks " Did you also just fart in the car?"

You had WHAT out on the dance floor???

Enjoy mate....Mrs C and I are heading for 39 years in a couple of months

This is my preferred method

You're a chop Bratty

Mrs Casper thought me years ago to rub a little butter on the sticker, leave for an hour or so, and Voila.....

Sherbet, that's what I thought.....

Since some dickhead decided to reverse into my baby, one of the items damaged was the ignition switch.

I have a new one on order, but I believe the new switch/key needs to be "matched" to the ECU.

I have TuneECU and cable etc. - can I do the matching using it?

"STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM" Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the m...

My bids hopefully winning some valuable coins

OK....this is getting silly.

Hands off the bloke now you Slappers......

David Beckham gets into a taxi and notices the driver looking at him in the rear-view mirror. After a couple of minutes the driver says, "OK, give me a clue." Beckham says, "I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over a 100 caps for England. Is that ...

Noooo!!!

I have to give him

Meeting someone who can check if Caspers ok since some Cnut reversed out of his bay and pushed her over

So far damage is left mirror, both front indicators, left grip and bar end.

Some scratches as well...........

Thankfully parts can be obtained here in DDA......amazing hey????